Dietitians

Damn dietitians! How did we ever evolve and survive as a species when everything good that we can eat is now supposedly so bad for us? I am not supposed to eat anything that I consider to be the staples that make life worth living. On the other hand, everything I am supposed to be feeding on from now on, I find repulsive at best, inedible at the worst. And do you have any idea how long it takes to get through the grocery store when you have to read every label and analyze every carb and gram of nutrient? A long time, I'll tell ya. And then when you look in the cart, there isn't anything you would have been caught dead eating before you were "re-educated". I want my red meat, my carbs and my delicious foods back!